In any relationship, we are left with ties that we need to untie, especially a marriage. From bills to insurance to your “in case of emergency” person, it often feels endless. However, there are some other ties that are fun to cut that have nothing to do with paperwork. At a recent divorce party that I threw, I brought in one of my “divorce rituals” that the ladies loved! It’s called “Cutting the Ties That Bind.”
Step 1: Get as many suit ties as the years that you were married. You can order some online for a couple of dollars each. If your ex left some of his clothes behind to pick up at a later date, cutting his Louis Vuitton ties is not a good idea.
Step 2: Have a pair of hedgeclippers. Put on a bow on the end of the handle to make it festive!
Step 3: Recruit two of your BFF’s and have them hold each end of the tie and stretch it out.
Step 4: This is the fun part….cut the ties right down the middle. One after another for all of the years you spend married to your ex.
Step 5: Have your friends be the clean-up crew and ask them to pick up the pieces of the ties because you are done picking up the pieces of your marriage.