Miranda: Fifty percent of marriages end in divorce.
Charlotte: See, there’s it is again, divorce.
Miranda: I’m sure you’ll live happily ever after. But, I gotta tell ya, I wouldn’t get married without one of these to protect myself.
Carrie: See, I’m safe, what’s he gonna take from me, shoes? (thinks) Wait a minute, maybe I do need one.
“She is the most wonderful woman, who stood by me through rough times, so she deserves every penny of it.” – Neil Diamond on his $150 million divorce after 26 years of marriage with Marcia Murphey.
“Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.” — comedian Jackie Mason
“Women are like teabags. We don’t know our strength until we are in hot water.” — Eleanor Roosevelt
“The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers.” – Woody Allen